Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Got from a friend's note of facebook.

Doctors were told to contribute to the constructionof a new wing at the hospital.
What did they do?

The allergists voted to scratch it.

The dermatologists preferred no rash moves.

The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.

The neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.

The obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception.

The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

The orthopedists issued a joint resolution.

The pathologists yelled, "over my dead body!"

The pediatricians said, "grow up."

The psychiatrists thought it was madness.

The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The radiologists could see right through it.

The internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow.

The plastic surgeons said, "this puts a whole new face on the matter."

The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward.

The urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

Lastly, the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.


The Brown Woman said...

Haha! I like this one =D So cute, the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no :P

Tay Y Z said...

wah....!! this is good. Should post this somewhere up in school for everyone to be entertained. ^^